Me: "Um......" I am not, let's say, well-endowed in the chest area, so this was the first (and most likely only) time I've been told I have big boobs. Took me a little off-guard. How to respond...
Edee: "Daddy has big boobs too!"
Me: ".......Okay ....... hum." I'm thinking to myself that this is probably also the first and only time in his life that he'll hear he has big boobs. Still don't have a good response.
Edee: "I have YITTLE boobs Mommy"
Me: "Yeah...I suppose that's true."
Edee (excited that I'm finally catching on here): "Yeah! And Chicken and my friends have yittle boobs, too! Yittle boobs! And Mommy Auto has big boobs, and Daddy Auto has big boobs!!" (the Autos are friends of ours).
Me: "Is that right?" I'm grabbing my phone at this point to send a text to the Autos, informing them that I was told that they have big boobs. Apparently that was a first for them as well. Go figure!
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