Edee is playing with her stuffed horse.
Edee: Is Felipe a girl or a boy?
Me: A boy.
Daddy: I don't see any genitalia on it.
Me: Ahem. Daddy. Okay, so there are no girl parts or boy parts on it, so it can be whatever you want.
She looks between the legs.
Edee: All boy horses are gay.
Daddy looks warily at me.
Me: No, not all boy horses are gray.
Daddy: Thanks for translating, Mommy.
Oh noodles.
"Edee" and "Chicken" are nicknames for my two little rascals. The names originated from how my daughter would pronounce both her own and little brother's name when she first started talking. They've stuck. Chicken may live to regret that someday....
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