Home hunting is not fun with small children.  Not fun for us, not fun for them.   We've been looking for a place to live for the past two weeks and finally settled on an apartment.   It's a pretty nice place with great amenities, but still an apartment nonetheless.  I think it will be a nice change, but I know there will be some difficulties going from owning a two-story home to renting a two bedroom apartment.
We went to sign the lease last night at probably the worst time--around dinnertime.  While Daddy read the fine print, I wrangled the grumpy/hyperactive kids outside in front of the office.   They felt fairly limited in their activities since I wouldn't let them pick flowers, grab and throw mulch, and run out into the parking lot. Finally we settled on gathering little cherry-like berries that had fallen to the ground from an overhead tree. This kept them entertained for about 10 minutes. 
Until Edee saw a bush with different berries.
Me:  "Edee, hands off.  Don't touch that bush or those berries."
Edee:  "Awwww.  Mooooommmmy.  You gotta be kiddin' me."
Me: (Did she really just say that to me?) "I'm not 'kidding you.'  I'm serious.  Don't touch them."
A few minutes later she went for the berries again.
Me:  "Edee.  I said 'no'."
Edee:  "Moooooommy.  You gotta be kiddin' me."
Me:  "Edee.  I'm not kidding. I'm serious.  Touch them again and we go inside."
Edee:  "Aww Mommy.  You kiddin' and serious-n' me."
How does she come up with these things which I have no response for? 
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