Daddy wrangles Edee for a diaper change and proceeds to change her. I'm sitting on the couch.
Daddy: "Oh this is a weird one..." He proceeds to give a graphic description of Edee's poop.
Me: "Spare me the details."
Daddy: "But it is--"
Me: "Really? Do you not think I've seen enough weird poop? With the past almost 3 years of babies in diapers I believe I've had my fair share."
Edee: "HA HA HA, it not poop!! It chicken nuggets!!"
Daddy: "Chicken nuggets?"
Me: "Wha......wait, did you use the word 'nugget' when you felt the need to tell me all about the contents of her diaper?"
Daddy: "Oh, I guess I did."
Edee: "An a arb-a-cue yash!"
Daddy: "I have no idea what she said."
Me (laughing): "She said 'and barbeque sauce', ha ha."
I'm really glad I didn't change that diaper.
Oh noodles.
"Edee" and "Chicken" are nicknames for my two little rascals. The names originated from how my daughter would pronounce both her own and little brother's name when she first started talking. They've stuck. Chicken may live to regret that someday....
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