Two going on Thirteen.

Edee is turning three-years-old next month.  You would never guess by some of the things she says lately, since she sounds more like a teenager.   Like when she says:

"Mom, I'm breaking out. Yook at my face."

and

"No, I don wan a wear dat!! It doesn't match."
And then she'll change her clothes two or three times.

And at the store:

"Oh yook!  Yoooous!  (Shoes--still working on our s,r, and l sounds...).  Yet's go try yum more on!!"
She proceeds to pull out heels four or five times her size, slips off her boots, and puts them on.

Then later while looking at clothes:

Oh dat's yoooo (sooooo) cute!!  Yet's buy it, Mommy!"

She's also always snatching my mascara or lipgloss, stealing my jewelry, and getting into my tampons.   I know the teenage years will sneak up on me fast, but I didn't expect to get such an eye-opening preview!