Daddy: Hey Mommy, look at this. This little guy is so much taller than the counter.
Me: What....couldn't he run right under that corner when we first moved in? How did that happen?
Daddy: He just keeps growing.
Me: Stop that Chicken. No more of that. It's not allowed. Don't even think about growing anymore.
Daddy: If you keep growing, we're going to have to send you to timeout.
Me: Yeah. You'll have to stay in timeout until you decide to quit growing.
Chicken: Hey! Dat's not fair at all! I only stop groween WHEN I'M DEAD!!
Daddy: He's got a point.
Me: Oh. Well, I guess that's not very fair then.
I had to try.
Oh noodles.
"Edee" and "Chicken" are nicknames for my two little rascals. The names originated from how my daughter would pronounce both her own and little brother's name when she first started talking. They've stuck. Chicken may live to regret that someday....
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