Me: Chicken, finish up your soup.
Chicken: I only like the soup part. Not the vegetables and udder fings.
Me: You don't like the kale?
Chicken: Or dese udder fings either. Only the soup.
Daddy: I hate to break it to you...but all the sausage and vegetables are part of the soup Chicken.
Me: So you're trying to say you only like the broth, Chicken.
Chicken: Yeah I only like the bra (slurping up his broth).
--sidelong glance between Me and Daddy---
Edee: CHICKEN SAID HE LIKES THE BRA!!!
Me: Brothhhhhh, Chicken.
You can't be too careful with words such as these.
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