Chicken's taking a bath and I'm watching a show in the bathroom on my kindle as I'm supervising. Edee wanders in and climbs on my lap just as the show starts talking about something inappropriate. It's generally a pretty mild show, but has the occasional innuendo. I quickly scramble to hit the pause button and shut the cover.
Edee: Hey! Why did you turn-ded dat off??
Me: I didn't like what they were saying.
Edee: Dat's okay, I understood what dey were saying.
Me: You did? Oh. Uh....what were they saying?
Edee: I understood dat dey weren't speaking Engwish.
Me: Oh....right.
Phew!!!
Oh noodles.
"Edee" and "Chicken" are nicknames for my two little rascals. The names originated from how my daughter would pronounce both her own and little brother's name when she first started talking. They've stuck. Chicken may live to regret that someday....
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