Me: Chicken...don't touch that. It's bird poop.
Chicken: Why? How do you know dat?
Me: Can you just trust me on this one? (Then going for distraction) Hey, look, a millipede.
Chicken: A penelopede!
Me: Oh....here we go again. MMMM. Millipede
Chicken: Manilapede!
Sometimes you just have to give up and admit defeat. This isn't the first time I've tried to wean them off saying "penelopede" for millipede. The struggle is real.
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