Chicken: Wow, dat girl is AMAZIN'! She is so, so beautiful and SO amazin'. I dust LOVE her. So much.
Me: Chicken!! What?
Chicken: I mean, I don't weally love her, but I WEALLY LOVE da way she looks! I weally do.
I just sat there in a giggly shock, not believing that just happened. I mean I can't blame him, she's beautiful. But keeping this for future reference so that I know when to steer this boy away from women looking like this.